Welcome To Somewhere!
I have no idea what to write. I'm... awkward, crazy, lazy, bored, lonely, 16 years old, i live in Israel .
I spend too much time in home then i should. Belong to many fandoms. This blog is one of the "what-ever-comes-on-my-dashboard" kind - some of the things i will may or may not be able to explain. I'm always up to meet new people and new friends, so don't be shy! ENJOY MY BLOG!

we're all stories in the end, make it a good one


last night a guy said to me “you are very, very pretty” and i said “i know” and he said like patronisingly “you KNOW?” and i said “you think you’re the first person to ever compliment me?” and he didn’t know where to go from there

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Miley Cyrus won Video of the Year at the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards, but she didn’t accept the Moonman trophy herself.

See the full speech here.

to be honest, I stopped liking Miley a long time ago….but. this. YES JUST YES

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Eating spaghetti with a spoon is a horrible experience 0/10 would recommend

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why does this make me feel mad

Because he’s considered powerful, and she’s considered a whore.

*shots fired*

Anybody who can look at some magnificent lady doing an aerial walk without thinking ‘she’s powerful’ has clearly dived into the deep end of irrationality.


When I was working adult, you could always pick the strippers who were seriously into pole work because they were cut. Just rock hard muscular women, but very, very femme at the same time.Fake tans (fun fact: a lot of dancers use fake tan to cover bruising caused by pole work, mostly on the thighs from gripping poles), blonde extensions, super long gel nails, and the sort of legs that could kick through a wall. i can see how that could be a little confusing to your average gender essentialist.

God, pole is hardcore. I’ve really got to try it out properly soon.

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Does anybody else get really excited when they see another gay person in a normal place? Like I was in the grocery store today and saw this cute lesbian and I’m just like running back and forth with my cart in front of the produce like HEY LOOK AT ME I’M GAY TOO LOOK AT US BEING QUEER IN THE SUPERMARKET LETS BE FRIENDS. 

Gay people literally act like dogs when they see other dogs.

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I have 1% battery left on my phone and I just want you guys to know that I


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The amazing thing about the Toy Story trilogy is the fact that they waited 10 years to conclude the story, so that a story about nostalgia made you feel nostalgic towards the original content.

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i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like







"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

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“When I was 12 boys slid their hand up my thigh and slapped my butt. I smiled and took it because I didn’t know it was okay to say stop. I didn’t know that I could say no. So, when the principal calls telling me my daughter is suspended for punching a boy who wouldn’t stop touching her, I will cook her favorite meals. When she tells me how she cursed at the boy who wouldn’t move his hands off her knee even though she asked him to, I will smile and pull out her favorite movie to watch together. I will celebrate the fact that she accepts her body as her own and knows she has the right to say no. I never want my daughter to think her body belongs to men, because it is her own and my god should she be proud. I will teach her it’s more than okay to say stop, something I wish I had known when I was that age.”

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‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’

what if i cut off your left leg

would that make you stronger

would it





this is a golden post

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Anonymous asked:

What's the most illegal thing you ever did?



At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

No mercy.


I am a pretty patient person but if there is one thing I will lose my shit over almost instantly it’s my computer/internet being slow my tolerance level is exactly 0 for that shit man I did my time in the 90’s/2000’s I don’t need any of this garbage

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The clothing retail giant Zara is apologizing and has pulled a kids’ shirt from its stores after hearing complaints that it resembled the uniform worn by prisoners in Nazi concentration camps.

In a tweet, Zara said the shirt was “inspired by the sheriff’s stars from the Classic Western films.”

Reporting from Spain’s Canary Islands, Lauren Frayer tells our Newscast unit that this isn’t the first time the Spanish retailer has gotten into trouble. She filed this report:

"The shirt in question is navy and white striped, with a big gold star on the chest. Zara sold it online in several countries, including Israel.

"The company called it a ‘sheriff shirt’ for kids. But many shoppers thought it looked conspicuously like a World War II concentration camp outfit, and complained on Twitter and Facebook.

"Zara has now tweeted an apology, and says it’s pulling the shirt from its inventory.

"This on the heels of another Zara controversy. The Spanish retailer has been accused of racism for selling T-shirts with the slogan ‘White is the new black.’ “

The Guardian points out that back in 2007, Zara was forced to withdraw a handbag from its stores because the design featured swastikas.

One thing worth noting is that the six-point star, which looks like the Jewish Star of David, is embroidered with the word “sheriff.” Also, as Lauren reports, “the shirt’s stripes are horizontal, unlike the ones on prison garb worn by Holocaust victims, which were usually vertical.”


Apologize all you want Zara. It was only after you were publicly shamed that you pulled the shirts. The intent was still loud and clear. Pouring fuel on a fire. What’s next for your winter line? T-shirts with beheaded Christians? This Spanish company needs to be called out.


Clearly, the Holocaust is talked about too much because everyone knows everything about it and nothing like this would ever happen. /sarcasm

In seriousness, though, this is clearly a sign of SEVERE lack of awareness. Apathy to anti-semitism perpetuates anti-semitism. The fact that Zara doesn’t know that this looks like some perverse costume mocking the victims of the Holocaust is proof enough of that. If I saw anyone wearing that shirt I would assume that they were out to mock Holocaust victims. I mean, really. 

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